Big Bother

Why as a nation are we obsessed by this cack television? Seriously people get a life, I mean normally I wouldn’t whinge about it because there are other things to watch and the world cup has been a godsend as the games easily cover the 9-10pm slot when this rubbish is on, so last night just after the England game (result!), I turned over to watch Lost, which is quality television only to be greeted by the screaming banshee that is the gonnabe porn star Nikki crying her eyes out, they moved lost for Big Brother! C4 execs, you fucked up big styleee, lost is brilliant and it puts British tv producers to shame, especially when you look at Big Brother and think how big it is, people are sad, seriously sad for liking this shit.

How stupid is Nikki for a start – if she had named one other person who had already been named she wouldn’t have been alone in evictions instead she names Lisa and condones herself as being the first and only one up for eviction until today?

That girl is about as clever as the bricks that hold my house together. Yet she is probably the most articulate in the house and has more brains than half of them put together. The guy with Tourettes constantly shouting out wankers more or less sums the show up! In fact, get them all out of the house and leave him in on his own for 12 weeks it would be more fun.

Bring back lost to its normal slot next week please god I don’t want to put up with this big brother shit anymore.