England 2-2 Sweden

Well I predicted 2-1 England and was about 30 seconds away from that being true and judging by my previous predictions (spain 3-1 Tunisa, Switz 2-0 Togo, Brazil 2-0 Ozzies, Portugal 2-0 Iran) I was quietly confident it was going to stay that way but bloody Henrik Larsson you freaky goalscoring machine, how much I hate you now!! Oh well we've topped the group and Ecuador will provide an easier passage forward, so I will hopefully be in a packed pub somewhere on Sunday afternoon being yobbish and getting drunk watching England win before stumbling home to watch the repeat of lost...
My gripe though is aimed at Eriksson, the players we have, how I wish to have half the talent of some of these guys, Stevie G and Joe Cole especially but Eriksson stifles the team and it shocks me and in a way upsets me to see the team struggle so badly, we are not a one man team but about 185million people who are watching this game in the world might think that we are. We have other players other than Rooney, as great as he is we can play without him.
Mind you now that Owen is injured we probably cant play without him and thats where my major whinge comes in, Eriksson your a knob and I think you've realised that over the last couple of games with the fact that you took four strikers one had a broken foot, one was coming back from injury, one had NEVER PLAYED A FIRST TEAM GAME AT THE TOP LEVEL and the other was Peter Crouch who is still finding his feet (being such a fucking long way from his head I suppose) Hargreaves had a good game yesterday so I guess that means that Jenas should not be in the squad and it should have been Defoe. We had a great chance of winning this tournament and in theory still have but Eriksson you screwed up big time and I will hate you if we dont win it this time out coz its on your head and you picked the lightweight squad. But we are still in it and I'll be screaming right to the end! COME ON ENGLAND, Stevie G the stage is yours!!
For the record my predictions today
Holland 2-3 Argies
I.Coast 2-0 S&M
Portugal 2-1 Mexico (but gagging for mexico to win)
Iran 0-1 Angola

Big Bother

Why as a nation are we obsessed by this cack television? Seriously people get a life, I mean normally I wouldn’t whinge about it because there are other things to watch and the world cup has been a godsend as the games easily cover the 9-10pm slot when this rubbish is on, so last night just after the England game (result!), I turned over to watch Lost, which is quality television only to be greeted by the screaming banshee that is the gonnabe porn star Nikki crying her eyes out, they moved lost for Big Brother! C4 execs, you fucked up big styleee, lost is brilliant and it puts British tv producers to shame, especially when you look at Big Brother and think how big it is, people are sad, seriously sad for liking this shit.

How stupid is Nikki for a start – if she had named one other person who had already been named she wouldn’t have been alone in evictions instead she names Lisa and condones herself as being the first and only one up for eviction until today?

That girl is about as clever as the bricks that hold my house together. Yet she is probably the most articulate in the house and has more brains than half of them put together. The guy with Tourettes constantly shouting out wankers more or less sums the show up! In fact, get them all out of the house and leave him in on his own for 12 weeks it would be more fun.

Bring back lost to its normal slot next week please god I don’t want to put up with this big brother shit anymore.

The World Cup

Man oh man, I frigging love the world cup it is so fantastic its unreal part of me is glad that it only happens every four years it would seriously take the gloss off of the event if it was any more. Pisses me off that Brazil are always the bleedin favourites, where do they breed these footballers from? Crazy, they cant all come from the beaches playing barefoot surely? Naturally im not going to rant about the world cup being on coz I love it, England though not playing particularly well are through to the next phase, spank the swedes tonight happy days! The french and the eyeties both could possibly fail at the first hurdle which would be beautiful and downright funny!

My rant is aimed at all the oldies and the people who dont like football, what the ferk is your problem, the world cup is on once every FOUR YEARS thats 1461 days, why oh why do you moan about your poxy soaps getting moved around throughout the day! Come on, the world cup is quite possibly the biggest global event to ever happen, its bigger than the olympics, ashes, wimbledon and Superbowl (chuckle chuckle) put together, even countries not competing show as many games as possible. SO WHY MOAN, in this day and age of digital TV if you dont like it switch over watch repeats of Eastenders on UK Gold you never know what you missed out on last time round!

It is after all only once every four years (I keep reiterating that) We are lucky this time round that its in Germany as all the games are on at sensible times and its been amazing to watch, the dirty argies actually played football, Spain are looking a top class outfit if a little vunerable at the back. I've managed to catch most of the games luckily the ones I have missed have been shite (Japan-Croatia, Iran-Mexico, in fact all four 0-0 draws I've missed, thats pretty clever) I've also been lucky to have an understanding girlfriend who despite hating football so long as she gets to watch Hollyoaks she understands!! See there you go, all you old people and football haters, switch over to Hollyoaks on Channel four, it has better storylines than the big four and lets be honest, fitter women

Enjoy the football..... COME ON ENGLAND

I want to run this country. Part one!

What the fuck is it with the powers that be who are in charge of "Our welfare" why do they all seem to walk around with blinkers on and not realise what the general opinion of the public want. Its just too shit for words...but im gonna try and put it into words!
My first major rant has to be about prison sentences and how shockingly slack they are. Why does life not mean life in this country? For those sick people out there who want to go and molest children its like they have a free licence to do so, ok they might have to put up with 5 weeks jail every now and then but thats a small inconvienence!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON kiddie fiddlers have no excuses they should be banged up for at least 15 years and if the shrinks cant get into their heads to work out why they did it then either kill them or chop their balls off. That sure as hell will stop them doing it again!
I know all the "Human rights" activists will be looking stunned at this well you know what, I dont give a toss - as soon as you step over the line into being a criminal then your human rights are gone, history, finito. Why should you have human rights when you inflict such pain onto other humans? What about their human rights that you have just destroyed?
And dont think that the government just let paedophiles walk free, oh no, its all kinds of criminals, rapists, muggers, murderers, drunk drivers who kill but make no mistake, you commit any kind of fraud against a bank or against a government organisation then you will be in prison for much, much longer than the murderer who is sharing the cell with you. Can somebody tell Tony Blair to hurry up and get a grip I for one know who I would rather run into in a dark alley.
Sarah Payne has been dead for 6 years, Labour have been in power for 9, so why has it taken until now for somebody to start "investigating" into the possibility of an English version of "Megans Law" the right for every parent to know the whereabouts of known paedophiles. This makes sense, it wont create a war zone in every village in the land, it will just create a safety net with which to cast over your children. Im not a parent so as it stands it is not a worry of mine but you can bet your arse that their are millions of parents in this country who might have suspicions about the weird next door neighbour. When I was a kid we had two very strange men in our neighbourhood, I could put money on at least one of them being a pervert, hell we even called him "Stan, stan the dirty old man" Kinda says it all to me when I was an impressionable 9 year old, but thats the thing, I was 9, it was harmless to me but if my mum and dad knew different they would have made sure I went nowhere near him.
Its not just Tony Blair who needs to start changing the laws in this country, during the last local elections the country was crying out for someone to really stick the boot into Blair, David Cameron was supposed to be that man so what does he do? Ponce around the antartic trying to save some friggin seals or something SERIOUSLY DAVID, GET REAL yes its all so upsetting but there are about a million things that need to be put right in this country before we start worrying about shit like that, there are already plenty of celebrity bandwagons who save seals we need you to provide the kick up the arse that labour needs so start doing it and you might manage to get more voters.

One final note - build more prisons! Why are the judges saying "Oh cant send you to prison as there isnt enough room" Jeeesus, if they have broken the law, send them to prison and buy a friggin mattress, they can sleep on the floor in the prison canteen for all I care so long as they are locked away.