The Big Green Tax Machine

I just truly don’t believe it, I know that I’m not the only one in the country with these views so why are we all bending over and letting the government fuck us up the arse? You must have read about the latest crazy schemes that they are proposing.

Firstly, Patricia bloody Hewitt (seriously, what use does that woman have) wants to raise taxes on Alcohol to stop binge drinking WTF???? She can’t be serious right? Oh no, she is deadly serious, what a muppet. This is coming from the same labour government who have relaxed our drinking laws (24 hour licences) and relaxed the criminal laws so that those who do binge drink, get plastered, go to the toilet against shop fronts in their town centres, punch a few normal people on the way home, kick in a police car and then the next day they might get fined £50.

If you want to stop binge drinking provide a REAL deterrent, anyone caught causing a public nuisance, starting a fight, pissing against a shop, put them in a police cell overnight, fine them a minimum of £200 and serve them with a suspended sentence then if they do it again they get locked up for 7 days, that would stop the little bastards! It is only a minority so why not bring in laws that will only affect the minority, why tax ALL ALCOHOL just for a few mindless idiots that stalk our towns. It’s not fair on the person who might drink 1 or 2 pints socially every week. It’s wrong, wrong, wrong and typical of our government to shut the gate to the stable while the horse has not just bolted, it’s been chopped up and sold as a dodgy kebab in some shitty burger van.

And my life, what is the deal with all this Green shit (not green-shit, that’s a totally different radioactive problem) at the moment? I admit I’m not Mr Thrifty when it comes to being green and saving the environment, I have energy saving lightbulbs and I do recycle a lot, mostly the junk mail that comes through my door, here’s a hint, stop sending junk mail that could save the environment on its own, that’s about it though. My car is officially a gas guzzler. And I know that my home isn’t “energy efficient” because it’s got an old boiler, the double glazing has blown among other things but it’s the way I choose to live.

The UK is responsible for a mere 2% of the worlds pollution, places like India, America and China can’t even spell environment so why oh why oh why should we be taxed out of our arses to pay for the fact that the world is going tits up? Basically, if a supermarket doesn’t meet its “Green Expectations” they will get fined – if a supermarket gets fined who will they pass the costs onto? Yep, that’s right, you and me! So that cheapo 99p Garlic bread you just bought will go up to £1.50, won’t be much you think, but think about everything that you buy; an £80 shop will increase to about £150; it totally takes the piss and is bang out of order.

Why should owners of 4x4s have to pay up to FIVE THOUSAND pounds in car tax??? Surely if they want to own a 4x4 then let them fucking own a 4x4, I personally don’t want to drive around in a hairdryer so why the hell should I be forced to? My gripe about this is that the way it is heading I wont be able to afford to keep my car and at 5 grand a year tax, no-one will be able to? So who do I sell my car to? It’s worth about 2 grand, who is going to buy it off me knowing they would have to pay 5grand tax? No-one that’s who! So therefore how do I get money to buy a new and environmentally friendly car? Exactly, I don’t.

This is the governments plan, make us all walk! So I go to work to buy all the things I want, but the government taxes everything I have to the extreme, therefore I cant even afford a car, so I cant get to work (no railway station and bus route is shocking) so I cant actually afford to work, so I have to sell my flat and get a council house in a cheap scummy estate with burnt out cars and tracksuited inbreds on every corner, then I can get benefits which are for the jobless, I could then get a cheap car, don’t tax it, or insure it (after all whets the point, a £50 fine for both is still cheaper than car tax and insurance) I could arrange to get a couple of kids from somewhere and live off their child benefit, then when they are 12, make them have kids like all the council estate shits these days and I could be a parasite on society exactly like the government appear to want us all to be.

After all what’s the point in trying to work hard for a living if you’re going to be worse off for it? The sooner we get rid of this shitty labour government the better.
I just want to live my life the way I want to live it, I don’t take kindly being dictated to, I thought when we won the second world war it was for Freedom and Liberation? Certainly doesn’t feel like it at the moment does it?

I want to run the country: Part 2
OK my first blog on this subject was ALL about the soft arsed shitty prison sentences in this country of ours and this afternoon I’ve been having a chat with my teenwolf hairy mother work colleague and we cant help but agree that there is so much wrong with this country its unreal. I think I might have to look into how to become a politician, it can’t be hard surely? I used to be great at lying when I was younger. I sometimes talk a lot of shit, I won’t get involved in any sex scandals, that could be a bit of a downfall on my CV and I certainly won’t be involved in any gay shenanigans on Clapham common, but I think I could be qualified. Firstly before I kick off, I'm not racist and never will be and I am not sexist and never will be. I have worked with Black people, Muslims, Indians, and Chinese. I’ve worked on a level footing with dozens of females and have had more women bosses than men. So I think most of my views come from a “level head” and not some neo-Nazi shit.
If I was in charge of the country, here is what I would do.
Firstly, SHUT THE BORDERS, dammit I’m pissed off with any Pole, Iraqi, Afghan, Belgian, Angolan, Romanian and AMERICANS claiming poverty, thinking that they have an automatic right to live in our country. No you don’t, piss off, not one foreign national will be allowed into our country until we have sorted this shit out (apart from coming on holiday), all those that are already in here fine that’s not a problem but if you are illegal expect to be chucked out back to your own country. If it takes 10 years, fine, then it takes 10 years I really don’t give a shit. If you are an illegal immigrant and you want your family to come over here because you miss them and its unfair that you cant see them, tough shit, there’s only one way to see them and that’s for you to stop being illegal and go visit them but I would guarantee that you wouldn’t get back in. All benefits to illegal immigrants and asylum seekers will be stopped 100% no arguments, why the hell should the British tax payer pay for these bunch of nobody wasters who contribute fuck all to society. They come here for one reason and one reason only; it’s to sponge off us British. My Auntie lives in a squalor in Mitcham, she’s not old but she lived through the war and she lives in basically a shit hole, her “flat” doesn’t even have a bathroom and she has to wash in the sink, the council doesn’t think that she is in a bad enough state to warrant proper accommodation, so therefore I would ban all “Housing gifts” to multi family illegals until the people in need that are British get sorted first. We must always take priority in this country over anyone and everything.
Secondly, I would stop letting Belgium rules turn us in to a poxy nanny state, if my bananas are slightly bent then fuck it, they are bent why do we have crazy fucking rules like “Is the shape of your banana correct” IT’S A FUCKING BANANA who gives a rats arse? Jesus, aren’t there slightly more important things in the world? And if our country wants to deal in pounds and ounces then that’s the way we will be, whats the point in prosecuting somebody because he sells 8pounds of potatoes and not 6.47squillygrammes or whatever stupid metric nonsense it is! I don’t want to order 1.4millilitres of Carling when I go to a pub, I want A PINT, its simple and it will never change. So Brussels I would stick not only my two fingers up at you and tell you to piss off but I would use the rest of the country as well, I would say all 60 million of us, but about 15million are probably illegal and they’ll soon be kicked out. Jeez, that would solve the South East’s housing crisis wouldn’t it?
Thirdly, scrap the human rights act, what a complete and utter pile of useless fucking shit that is, every single person on the planet has their basic human rights and no-one can deny that, but as far as I’m concerned if you break the law in any way then you lose your human rights – as a human you should respect others in a way that you would want them to respect you, if you break into someone’s house then expect to have some sort of heavy instrument (baseball/cricket bat, frying pan) wrapped around your head. That is their human right to do that to you to stop you interfering with their lives and most probably to protect their family. You should expect that if you are a burglar, but OH NO, the law in this country only swings one way and you can bet your arse that if you clobber a crook with a baseball bat then he will get off with 3 hours community service and a £50 fine but you’d be looking at 3 months in prison and anger management classes on your way out. Why the hell do we put up with it? How can you whack someone in your own home because they are robbing you but they get away with a slap on the wrists? You’d get more punishment if you forgot to pay your council tax.
Fourthly, a point I will stop on because I feel strongly about it but I’ve already mentioned in previous blog is to introduce Sarah’s Law in this country and my god do we need it, the situation seems to get worse each week. A 35 year old man, previously convicted of raping a 12 year old girl, gets let out of prison early because he is not deemed a threat to anyone, abducts a six year old girl from a bath, rapes her then dumps her naked in the street – the police immediately go round his house and arrest him because THEY KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, fucking hell, why don’t we know these things????????? Why is the law designed to protect perverts like this living in our communities yet nothing is done to protect THE CHILDREN, they are the important ones in this whole scenario its not rocket science is it? Though you’d think it was. It’s mental that we have to pay to have these people protected yet they get let out of prison again and re-offend again and again.
I’m not going to bang on about public transport again as I’ve done that already but my god I would change that as well, its shit.
Measures in pubs – you know the ones, pay £3.65 for a JD and coke and you get 50ml of JD which is about a thimbleful, in London it’s about £8 for 25ml. You go to any other country in the world, ask for that and they just get the bottle, pour about half a pint and splash the coke in, they also don’t charge for the coke – it costs about the same but my god you get steaming drunk quicker, so I would scrap the measures, I think its pathetic and makes us look like such a stingy nation, I remember going to a club once asked for a baileys and they charged £3 for 10ml, my girlfriend threw it across the bar in disgust and screamed that’s pathetic, now imagine that was some foreigner comes over here, once in a lifetime experience, goes to town to get drunk and gets served up 25ml for £8. That would piss me off, it pisses me off and I’m English but if I was foreign well, don’t know what I’d do! But we put up with it, is it because we’re just a bunch of gullible idiots?
I’d recruit more police as well, not “Police supporting community officer” What the hell are they supposed to do? They might have stab vests and handcuffs but legally they are not allowed to make any arrests? So what do they do? Imagine it, just seen someone rob a bank “Erm, excuse me sir, can you wait here while I get a real policeman to deal with you”? Why do we have these plastic policemen? When there are people out there who could willingly do the job yet find it impossible to get in because the application form asks “Have you ever been a victim of a racially motivated attack” you answered “no” unfortunately we cant select you at this time because you need to have been attacked and dealt with by an officer at least once in your life, also you are not Gay, or black, or wish to change your name from Thomas to Tracey and you are over 5ft 1 inches so because of our policy of recruiting from every background we cant select you. Why the fuck does it matter what colour I am and how does my sexuality affect the fact that I could do the job? Surely as a physically fit man I could do the job better than a 4ft 8 dwarf who likes to wear high heels and is bordering on the obese side of hefty?
This country is fucked and somebody needs to put the plug back in before it gets in a serious amount of shit and slips off down the gutter. I want to be in charge, there is so much more I could change, this is just the tip of the iceberg. I could go on but I have some work to get back to. I might have to find a website where I can start my election campaign. Im sure part 3 is going to follow pretty bloody rapidly!
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I never thought I would say this......

But there is a part of me that is SOOOOOOO glad that my football team lost yesterday! Hampshire Cup (which is a big cup in Sunday League terms) and my team lost to a bunch of ewoks, Oompa Loompas and Munchkins (yep they were all below 4ft) such a small team and they were rubbish, they couldnt keep hold of the ball and they only had about 5 shots on goal (and scored all 5) now some members of my team dont deserve to lose, Bilson, James, Liam, Graham, Azza, Vik and Andy who I get on with really well, the others are a bit mix and match sometimes I will, sometimes I wont but yesterday I got dropped for no real reason. Basically our manager wasnt there and the guy who had taken charge said right at the start "Those that went to training im going to start with and as there were only 7 im going to fill the gaps with the rest of you"

Not only do I go to training every week, I organise and pay for it - I was at training on Tuesday so despite what he said I didnt play? I didnt even get on as a sub? Where is the logic? That pissed me off something rotten and I couldnt help but smile when the fourth goal went in because they were playing like headless chickens and they had no clue and the really good thing about it was that I wasnt on the pitch so they couldnt blame me for the childish stupid mistakes that they were making, sweet, sweet justice I think. The weak link in the back line was exposed yesterday as Will, mainly because Ben had such an awesome game and it showed Will up something chronic yet Will is one of only 3 players to play 90 minutes in every game so far!! I cant help but think that he needs to be 'rotated' just for one game to see how well we do without him - I wait and see if it happens, in the meantime, although very pissed off still, im going to smile all week about what I feel could be a massive turning point in our season I just hope others will begin to see what i've been saying for weeks!

Why im not a football manager I dont know i'd have sorted these little problems out long ago.....

Money, Money, Money

Its so funny.......

We are not in a rich mans world, nothing like it, yeh most of us happily get by but there are millions of people in this country alone in crazy amounts of debt, there is a pretty good reason, yep, bad money management is the obvious answer but sometimes you just have to juggle, I juggle money every single month to keep my head above water, I know that it will come good in the end but as a country we are taxed to the hilt on everything.

Council Tax for my one bed flat is stupidly high, I dont agree that I should be paying £888 a year (after 25% discount) to have my bin emptied once a week? Thats just mental! Just in my postcode alone if we were all paying that amount (which we're not, some are paying higher) then that would be over 70 thousand a year! Councils make crazy money and I think it needs to be looked at.

Its not just that though, petrol, alcohol, cigerettes, wages, clothes, every single thing you buy is taxed massivly and it pisses me off but amazingly thats not my rant, its people who say they have no money and then do something stupid with what little money they have? That fucks me off something rotten.

Im not talking about my girlfriend either! With what little money she gets from her student loan she copes brilliantly well with being able to juggle it and I commend her for that, I wouldnt be able to do it thats for sure! Alright she borrows some from me if she gets really stuck but its getting rarer and rarer.

Whats really annoying me right now is that one person on my football team, if he ever read this he'd know I was talking about him, he has a steady job but the pay is shit something stupid like 12k a year, he had the opportunity to earn up to 37k a year but turned it down because he would have to work 7-7 each day! He has a young family to support but would rather go out and spend what money he has on beer, anyway, I digress, he is pissing me off, he keeps emailing me and texting me telling me that he cant afford training money for the next three months, its £12 thats £1 a week ONE POUND how easy is that to pay? Yet he is saying he cannot afford it WANKER I dont believe you and the reason I dont believe him is because on the forum we have a post about an end of season trip abroad. This has become an annual thing with my football team, it costs about £150+ I cant afford that sort of money and dont want to spend four days lagered up with hormone driven males, its not my thing anymore, i've grown up, so obviously this player, with no money for training couldnt afford it could he?

Of course he can..... yep, he'll find the money TOSSER and not only that but HE is moaning at ME for saying that I cant afford to go?? "Oh its only £20 a month if you save now" JESUS, well if you can afford that you can afford my training money I pay that out of MY OWN POCKET for this friggin football team. The reason I do it is because I know that we need training, I certainly do the form im in at the moment but I do it as its vital I feel for a team to train. Everyone else pays me on time everytime its just him so I feel like I should cancel training just because of him and thats not fair! But the next bill is going to be bigger (about £17) and I know he will make up yet more shitty excuses, that will be it then though coz I wont be able to afford it anymore. TWAT, TWAT, TWAT, TWAT, TWAT

ah, that feels better...........................