Living the fat bastard dream.

Some of the news storys I have been reading recently I just cant quite believe, its not been a big week for the government and politics apart from the whole charging per mile issue that they have got going on but that’s not likely to be implemented for another 10 years, if ever, so I guess I have plenty of time to moan about that. It’s the whole freaky eaters thing that’s caught my attention. I just cant quite believe the state this country is getting itself into. Check this out I didnt watch the show as I dont have digital but I heard about it. These people just wont eat ANYTHING else apart from the ONE thing they are used to, imagine that, how the hell can you just eat one thing. It is only on episode two so I might try and find a way to watch some of the others but the one I know about is addicted to chips, this girl will only eat chips, chips and more chips! She is 20 years old, how can you live like that? Her mum was on the show and she was saying "I dont know what to do to stop her eating chips, its all she will eat"

Heres a hint:

STOP BUYING CHIPS, my god, how thick are you woman?? Stop buying chips and Im sure she will soon learn to eat something else, its not difficult is it. The whole programme centred around her addiction (obviously) and the fact that they were trying to wean her off chips and they said "At the end of the month you will go to a restaurant and order something without chips" OK, you might think, there is obviously a point to this programme and at the end of the show they take her to a restaurant, guess what she orders...... oh go on, guess..... yup, chips. Why take her to a restaurant where she CAN order chips in the first place? And the person that went with her when she ordered why didnt he go "NO you cant have chips" People are sooooo stupid!

You have to blame the parents in this, she was obviously fed a diet of a lot of crap when she was younger, including a lot of chips and this is going to kill her too young if she doesnt sort it out soon. Talking of blaming the parents the other story that has hit the headlines this week is this one an 8 year old lad weighs 14 stone (more than me) and might be taken into child care because his mother 'loves him to death' is the unfortunate turn of phrase that has been banded about. This lad quite literally eats and eats and eats..... and eats... you get the picture 14 stones though, you would have thought that somebody might have spotted this earlier? Like when he was 18 months and they had to buy 5 year olds clothes to fit in, you'd consider maybe not feeding him as much?

Why oh why are people so stupid? The lad clearly had a problem so take him to a doctor not wait until the poor mite is too fat to move without nearly collapsing from lack of breath, again the parents are totally at fault I quote his mother

"He refuses to eat fruit, vegetables and salads - he has processed foods.
"When Connor won't eat anything else, I've got to give him the foods he likes.
"I can't starve him."

YOU DOZY TART, wont eat fruit or veg?? He bloody will if it is the only thing in the house and he's that hungry. You will NEVER starve him by giving him fruit or veg, he is EIGHT years old not 30, if he refuses you simply give him a clip round the ear and tell him to go to his room or something, discipline worked wonders for me. Here's another thought, when he is sitting in your living room taking up the spaces of three young children spending 4 hours playing his computer game, turn it off and throw him outside to go for a walk, eventually that walk will turn into a jog, then a run and eventually this little fat bstard will lose some weight! It wont be done by some divine miracle, its done by simple logic. Stop feeding him so much shit and boom his weight will come down!

Although this doesnt upset me in a way that it will do some people, it shocks me that the nation is coming to this, these aren't the only cases of serious stupidity that happens in this country. I cant understand it at all, if I was a parent I would make my child eat proper healthy food, you dont take them to McDonalds for a treat, you take them to McDonalds if you want them to grow up into little fat lazy bastards. Take them instead to Subway for a treat. Use some sense world and grow up.

Good News:
Our Government have actually decided to do something about the idiots who drive without car insurance! Fan-Bloody-Tastic, the amount of times you read about people smashing up other peoples cars then not being able to pay for it because they aren't insured.
Bad News:
The penalty is a £200 pound fine TWO HUNDRED POUNDS, what the fuck??? What sort of poxy detterent is that - bloody hell, that just makes me think that maybe I'll drive without insurance if thats all the fine you are going to get, then if you dont get caught you dont pay a single thing? Seems like a bargain way out? I paid £344 for insurance last year, I have been driving 10 years and have 9 years no claims discount and (at the moment) a clean licence.

So judging by the fact that I've had 3 accidents in 10 years, one my fault, I figure I can take the risk?? If I, a normal law abiding person, am thinking like this how are the criminals thinking? They are laughing their arses off all the way to the bank I tell ya. Most people would willingly give the government £200 if it meant covering their car for a year. Thats pathetic and typical of this sodding government. Im well pissed off about this.

More Good news:
There are plans afoot to build more jails, has someone high up been reading this blog? Am I finally getting through to someone, wow, Im shocked, someone in the government has actually realised that the way to stop crime might be to actually lock criminals up rather than let them constantly roam the streets.
With good though, comes bad news:
The plans are only for an additional 1300 spaces. For fuck sake, I could walk round london today and fill that allocation up, plans are to eventually get up to 8000 more cells because the "Prison population has stabilised" of course its fucking stabilised, we have no more room you dickheads, derrr, use your brains, Oh, thats right im sorry its on vacation in Hawaii.
And Finally.....more good news!!
Not for me, but I know that this will make a lot of people happy, there is a 24 hour concert planned in July to make people aware of the climate change happening to this earth. Despite my rantings I do think this is a good idea because countries like China and India need to be made aware that Britain is not the only country in the world destroying it, I mean compared to china we are like their little toe so its pathetic that the government over here blame us for so much. So yes hopefully this will open up the worlds eyes and not just the green brigade in Britain.
The Bad news though
Nobody has really thought about it have they? Surely it would be easier to send a DVD to the heads of states saying "Look guys, you are sending so much shit into the air the world is becoming a cess pool" Instead they are going to fly pop stars all other the globe on their private jets to concerts which will have how much wasted light energy pumped into the atmosphere? How much shit do generators spew out every minute? Its a 24 hour concert so thats a lot of exhaust fumes, think of all the people going to these concerts, if its at Hyde Park London thats 250,000 people, they will either drive or get the train causing more fumes, some may even fly from scotland! Seriously, the people in charge of the world really are stupid arent they? None of this is the worst part though. They are thinking of holding one of the concerts on the Antartic! Oh, my, god! As if we as a world havent fucked it up enough we are going to hold a concert on one of the worlds vunerable ice shelfs. Some people are just too bloody stupid for words. I'll leave it with that for now - dont get me wrong, im not a green campaigner Im just pointing out the crass stupidity that class themselves as our "leaders". Thick pieces of shite.

Bring back death penalty?

If I was in charge I certainly would – how many of you would? I can’t stand all this weak sentencing shit and letting people off with a few years behind bars for raping a child. How many of you were shocked to hear of the story about the 2 year old being raped and murdered by her uncle. How many years in prison do you think he will get? Probably about 12 and let out in 6 for good behaviour, in fact the way things have gone recently he might not even go to prison because we don’t have any more room, our jails are full – here’s a thought FUCKING BUILD SOME MORE, doesn’t take a genius to work that one out does it? I feel like going on the rob in Sainsbury’s to get my monthly goods, they can’t jail me, they might fine me £50 but that’s cheaper isn’t it!!

What about the other case highlighted in this weeks news, some of you may have missed it because Pete Doherty was injecting drugs again so obviously that was headline news along with Robbie in Rehab, but if you filter out the crap there was a case of a four year old girl with cerebral palsy being horrifically beaten by her parents. So not only is she disabled she was subjected to torture, I’ll leave out the finer details but when they were scalding her by putting hands under burning hot taps you can kind of get the gist – how long did they get? 10 years…….10 years, that’s fucking pathetic, it wouldn’t be so bad but the girl was actually taken away and put into foster care but the frankly useless social services decided that it was best for the girl to be with her natural parents so handed her back!!! Why aren’t the buffoons who handed her back up in front of a judge with charges of cruelty hanging over their heads? That’s the problem with these social do-gooders, they think they are always doing the right thing when to be honest, they are thick as pig shit and wouldn’t have a clue which end to shit out of if they didn’t talk out of one of them.

This is why I think we should bring back the death penalty, or for these two at least, a bit of torture, why not get a big hulking bloke to throw them against a wall by their hair to see how they like it? I think as well with cases like this the ‘man’ should have the snip to save any further children he might like to spawn from the abuse he gave this little one.

We are apparently a civilised society, which is why we don’t have the death penalty, yet our closest friends and allies (good old yanks) they have it, hell they have a man in charge who has condemned hundreds of people to death in the state of Texas so why cant we, when there is without doubt who the offender is why cant we, for the good of the earth, just get rid of them? There are so many people currently living it up at her majesties pleasure in jail that we just don’t need, Ian Huntley, Peter Sutcliffe, Rose West, Beverly Allitt, Jonathan King, the list will go on and on, these are just a few off the top of my head. Kill of these and the many other perverts, rapists, child abusers and murderers and voila we suddenly have more room in our jails to get rid of more of the scum from the streets, it’s a simple theory don’t you think?

That’s the problem though, its too simple for Tony Blair and his useless cabinet, simple plans are the ones they don’t like, they would like to make criminals off us all, everyone is a criminal apart from the criminal themselves, I got pulled over for speeding the other day, I hold my hands up, I was flying, my car has two speeds, fly and stop, so it was only a matter of time, I didn’t have a problem with the copper pulling me over as soon as I saw him I was like “balls” coz I knew that £60 fine coming my way could have been better spent, what I objected to was not even the breath test – fair enough, I’d had a drink, what I really objected to was the fact that the fucking copper really wanted to make a criminal out of me by insisting I had taken drugs because my pupils were large. It was MIDNIGHT, I’d been driving in the dark for 20 minutes and I was tired, what did he expect? So he made me do all these frigging tests – he said “Stand on that line” now I swear I wasn’t on drugs, but we were in the middle of a parking area with no lines whatsoever, so I just stood opposite the other guy they seemed content with that and even after completing with ease they were still convinced I had taken something, it was getting to the stage where I was going to say “Look, just fuck off you twat” but how much of a fine would that have been?

I am not a criminal and never will be yet because of Tony Blair and company they are determined to turn everyone into this country into a criminal; it’s a sad state of affairs. Go and catch the people who cause so much shit to happen to this country, then when you catch the bad ‘uns hang the fuckers. No appeals, no cushy jail cells, no Sky TV, fuck that pisses me off to, I cant afford Sky TV because I spend all my money on bills, yet if I don’t pay my council tax, I’ll get sent to prison where I can get it for free? Where the hell is the logic in that…. I digress……There is the righteous out there who think that if a murderer admits his sins etc then he will be forgiven and by killing him he cant be forgiven WTF??? So fucking what? Once you have committed a ghastly crime like that, that’s it, no second chances, balls will be chopped off and if that doesn’t stop you then your life is ended. Bring it back, we so need it.

While I am on a role I’m going to moan about this per mile road charging thing that the government is thinking about, over 1.2 million people have signed a petition on the governments website saying that basically it’s a shit idea and one of the cabinet cronies has come out and said “We wont listen to it” not in that small a sentence but I’ve filtered out most of the shit he spouted.

We the people voted labour in so why now wont labour listen to those same people? Is it because they won’t be able to squeeze more of our hard earned out of us, of course it is! Here is a thought, him and the many other MPs like him who think that pay per mile charging is a good idea why don’t you, instead of giving yourselves a 60% pay rise, don’t! Give yourselves a 5% pay rise (which is still above inflation after all) then the rest of it you can put back into government funds and scrap the scheme altogether? Jeez with all the money that’s likely to produce you could probably lower the price on fuel as well which at the cheapest I find at the mo is 83p a litre – Americans don’t even pay that per gallon!!!

I work 24 miles away from my house, going by this bright idea, it would cost me £60 A DAY to get to work with road charging. So my alternative then – get a train, I live 5 miles from the nearest train station so that’s a £12.80 round trip, train ticket that time in the morning is £16.80 return (ouch) then because my office is so far away from the train station I cant walk it so that would have to be taxi. The long and short of this tale is, if the government get there way I can’t afford to work in Guildford. So I would have to take up some shitty office job somewhere in Whitehill, I would have to basically give up my life as I know and love it and literally become one of those council estate scummers that blight our country so much. Still by the time Labour are out we might all be council estate scummers so on the positive side at least I’d fit in….